✨ Lazy Girl Brazilian Steak Bowl (That Tastes Expensive AF) ✨. Grab any of that pre-cut steak they sell at the grocery store — you know, the “we chopped it for you, don’t ask questions” kind. I tossed it in a hot pan with olive oil and Kinder’s Brazilian Steakhouse seasoning (top tier, don’t argue). Cooked it fast and hot, pulled it off the heat, and hit it with some “freshly squeezed” lime juice… from a bottle. Let me live. Microwaved a bag of corn, added two tablespoons of butter and a squeeze of raw local honey, shook it right in the bag like a responsible adult. Then feta. Kalamata olives. Jalapeños. Cilantro like I get paid for it. Rice. A budget bowl that tastes like I charged it to someone else’s card. 🔥🍽️
